his commitment is total, his desire overwhelming him. I feel in fear of my life if I do not purchase the shoe-dini in question as soon as is humanly possible. I am stricken with a great wave of unease by the knowledge that I am now, at this moment, utterly shoe-dini-less, and will remain so until said implement arrives in the mail, and that thought makes me wish for a swifter mail service to ease my feelings of existential nausea. Plus, if you didn't notice, the announcer is rhyming a lot.