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October 15, 2009

THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES - THE NO-FUCKING-BEL! Obama's first draft

Where are my doubters? Where are my doubters? I'm calling you OUT! What's up, now, fools? You dumb motherfuckers! You dumb, dumb, assholes! Fuck you. You heard me. On behalf of the Nobel Committee: Fuck You. That's right, the verdict is in. I am king shit of fuck mountain. I am number one. I saw it, I called it, I did it, I'm in it. I schooled your dumb asses one more time! How do you like me, now?! No one cares what you think, you shitheads. I'm talking to all of you dumb dicks over at FOX. Where's your nobel prize, Rupert Murdick?! I don't see it. I'd better google "nobel" and look up all the winners, see where your name is. Nope...Nope...Oh, wait, I didn't know they gave Nobels for "Biggest Douchebag in the World"! That must be