TMZ reports Michael Jackson has died! -U Herd it Hear 1st!

...that is on the international world-wide web and has been known to offer straight-from-the-streets info on celebrities and their blunders, blinders, minders, and, occasionally, murders. TMZ is sometimes right, sometimes wrong, and plays loosey-goosey with the facterinos at whim and will. They are the first of all the major sites to report on this story and declare Mr. Jackson deceased. Their information may have come from someone in-the-know, or someone not-so-in-the-know. But one thing can be certain, it is exciting to hear about such a possible alarming celeb tittle-tattle, and, we here at the ol' B&D-vider got the scoop on their scoop, you just read it, and now you, too, are, maybe...in the know! Seeya kiddos, more to come when I feels like it!