David was walking shirtless down sunset boulevard at 8:30 AM on his way home when he passed Andy Dick walking the other way, pantsless. The two got together and soon David was naked and Andy was dressed and ready for a new day. But the important thing here, is that David in his naked haste, walked the wrong way down Orchard Street and passed a building with a sign reading "AUDITIONS". Thinking quickly, he called me (bob) and I rushed right over there with some socks for him, and we went in together. Two swedish guys were smoking cigarettes and herring and asked us to "show us what ya got". David sang a song. I just whipped out my penis, and soon we had the job! AHA, the famous swedish and/or nordic band were flown in (the original members all committed suicide when they found out they were in AHA), and soon WE were hanging out in a REAL HOLLYWOOD MAKE BELIEVE green-screen set with the reconstituted members of AHA. THE BAND, AHA! LOOK em up--right here!
We worked for 4 days and got paid in swedish kroner (money made from bread), and now we can't wait for the vid to drop. They gave us this one still-frame to show our fans. Hold your breath...because it's going to take awhile. The song sounded great, and we had a lot of sex for the camera and we're sure we didn't accidentally appear in a gay porn entitled "The 40-Inch-Cock Year Old Virgin"!!!!