----Take that, Black History Month!

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
I refuse to believe that this movie exists.

FOOL’S GOLD
Just in time for Valentine's Day - take someone you hat

HOW SHE MOVE
I give up. How?

UNTRACEABLE
Replace TRACE with WATCH.

INTO THE WILD
The story of some asshole who decides to go live in the Alaskan
wilderness without letting his family know where he went.

(I have abandonement issues!)

MICHAEL CLAYTON
Not based on a true story. Or an interesting one.

P.S. I LOVE YOU
Dear Hilary Swank,
How dare you try to be the new Jessica Alba! One actress who shouldn't
be doing pratfalls is enough.

Love,
Doug
P.S. I like you.

NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS
I don't like books.

CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
Laugh it up at the crazy antics that helped to make 9/11 happen!

THERE WILL BE BLOOD
There will also be boredom.

SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET
There will be a lot more blood than in THERE WILL BE BLOOD. Plus gay
ass singing!