By JOHN ROBERTS - check it!
Hello out there in "cyberland"! Did you see the movie "Rent"? That's a direct reference from it. If you haven't seen "Rent" please do both you and I a favor and watch it right away. It's one of the top five worst/best movies and quite literally (according to the Helsinki Study) the gayest thing ever (keep reading--)
But I'm not here to tell you about how laughably lame "Rent" is. Although, if you've seen it what did you think of Maureen's "Protest Performance"? Pretty electric, no?
And how about an entire cottage industry based around the idea of a bunch of whiny, self-absorbed, overly sensitive, unoriginal "artists" bitching about not wanting to pay rent? Possibly the most American work ever. Okay! This isn't about that! It's about this John Roberts video and all John Roberts videos! The man is the next great talent (from New Jersey) and you should check out all of his videos on the YouTubes. After you watch this one (Click on "A Holiday Video For You"), watch the one entitled "Jackie and Debra", then, after watching that, watch all the rest of them. Then, and only then, you may kiss my ass.
David "How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT" Cross
David Tristman