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September 1, 2007

njguido.com

www.njguido.com
I can't remember how I found this site. I think Jon Benjamin might have told me about it, and then subsequently we started reading (and acting out) the writings of the proprietor of the site, Anthony "The Moo" Moussa. The site is an ode/primer on partying at the Jersey Shore. There is a photo gallery featuring the most homo erotic pictures I've seen outside of my days in the Navy. Chests shaved, waxed and oiled by a bunch of guys who'd just as soon beat the shit out of a smart mouthed little fag like myself (especially when they didn't score any of that sweet, sweet, lip-lined, fake titted Jersey girl poon earlier that night.) And as a bonus, each one of The Moos' entries ends with this simple plea to your conscience, "There are no excuses!!! Party like a Rock Star!!!" Hilarious.