I LOVE MOVIES!

SHOOTER - Stars Mark Wahlberg, but is not a sequel to BOOGIE NIGHTS.

THE LAST MIMZY - I don't know what a Mimzy is, but the makers of this movie clearly don't have their eyes on a sequel.

TMNT - C'mon, they're heroes on a half-shell! And they like pizza!

THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2 - I think it should be called MORE HILLS THAT HAVE EYES.

300 - Sparta! (Stab, squirt.)

ZODIAC - I haven't seen either yet, but I wish that the Zodiac killer would murder all of the characters in WILD HOGS.

HANNIBAL RISING - That's what Anthony Hopkins yells when he takes a Viagra.

MUSIC & LYRICS - I only saw MUSIC, I walked out on the LYRICS part.*

BABEL - I stopped watching as soon as I saw Rinko Kikuchi's kikuchi.

*Actually, the only way I could be convinced to see this would be if Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore's characters were named Music and Lyrics.