I hear it's all on the strength of the little darling's cutting-edge Dick Cheney impression (word is he's got a catchphrase no one's ever thought of!). Anyfey, his girlfriend (a real "sketch catch") is hoping he's not a ready for primetime "player!" AND I hear she's got a "kid" in the "hall!" Don't make her go Gilda on your ass! Butt is this "new Finesse Williams" looking elsewhere for some one-on-one riffing?? Word is a certain "returning cast member" already has her sights on the humor hunk and is looking forward to sharing a cue card with him very soon! "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night DUMP!" Snore. Ta! ITEM: There were fireworks aplenty at the local un-named venue who dared to book the two hottest one-woman shows on the same night! They were fighting like cats and cats! Tee-ow! (tee hee + meow!) Apparently the laff-lasses are hoppin' mad over the fact that their moan-ologues touch on many of the same topics (read: dating observations). Don't tell no one: I sat through both shows and actually thought it was the same woman. Lily Tomlin, keep your day job! Snore. Ta! Would someone please answer: When-o-when are haters going to stop teasing Joe Piscopo for his delicious muscles?? As far as I'm concerned, he went from "hobo to robo"! Piscopo-leeze! Joe is no six-pack hack! Excuse the off-the-buff remark, but his funny flexing has kept me pumped for ages! This cut-up is really ripped! Now take it to the next level, Jersey Guy! Show off those lafftributes in a network sit(up)com! Something with a cute title, like "Muscle Bound." Or "Flexed." Or "50 Push-ups For Dating My Daughter." Aww FUGGIT!! I just want to see that Springsteen impression while pleasuring myself to Tough Guys!!! WHOOPSIE-DOOPSIE!! Did I just write that?? Why can't my fingers keep their mouth shut!!
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