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October 14, 2005

I LOVE MOVIES - (Everything is Elizabethtown)

I googled myself and found a dude's blog where he cut and pasted a bunch of my reviews, followed by these comments

amazing how easily amused some people are.
posted by zzz

Movie critics are entertaining if you're a moron who doesn't like to think for yourself.
posted by random person

that's an original thought.
posted by more like random idiot

I once stood behind Doug Benson on an escalator, and I think he farted.
posted by Francis

So, what's my point? Don't google yourself. Or stop spending your afternoons riding escalators and farting. Instead, go see some smelly movies!

DOMINO - Style over substance abuse.

ELIZABETHTOWN - Don't go there.

IN HER SHOES - This movie can Manolo Blow me .

OLIVER TWIST - May I have less, please?

THUMBSUCKER - See CHUMSCRUBBER.

CHUMSCRUBBER - On second thought, don't see CHUMSCRUBBER or THUMBSUCKER.

good night and good luck. - Made by commies, for commies.

WHERE THE TRUTH LIES - Beneath two hours of utter bullshit.

INTO THE BLUE - At least Jessica Alba doesn't turn invisible this time.*

THE FOG - I love scary movies, because I like the feeling of urine dripping down my leg.**

EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED - With each film he does, it becomes more and more clear that Elijah Wood is a weirdo.

*I wish her clothes would disappear.

**Someone else's urine.


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